One of the things I hate the most is when people write letters to things that can’t read. For example: “DEAR SEMESTER, PLS BE OVER SOON? I’M SUPER STRESSED. KTHANKS. LOVE, LPW LOLLOL” See what I mean? Firstly, semester doesn’t have a facebook so there’s no reason to address it (him? her?) in your status update. Secondly, semester isn’t a person. It doesn’t have a brain or a body…it’s not even…something you can talk to. It’s totally useless to write it a letter. A better way to suggest that the semester be over sooner is to update your facebook status with the following: “I wish the semester were over sooner! I’m super stressed!” Although that would probably get on my nerves too. Anyway, none of this is the point. While I hate hate hate this, I’m about to do it..
Here’s to the man at Old Navy yesterday:
You probably thought I wasn’t going to notice the fact that you trashed the entire men’s section. I did. As I went back through it to clean up, I noticed every single XXL large shirt pulled out of it’s stack, unfolded, and then thrown back into the wall with little care. I know it was you. I know it was you because I heard you complain about how “Old Navy 2X clothing ain’t even big enough for me. Baby, we’re too fat for this store!” Yeah, I heard you call your wife fat. It wasn’t very nice. Also, can I just remind you that if one XXL t-shirt at Old Navy doesn’t fit you, it’s likely that none of them will. I’d like to use this letter to remind you that, yes, I work here and you’re the customer and I’m supposed to clean up after you, but be kind and don’t just throw anything anywhere. Put things back where they belong. Make an attempt to fold something that you unfolded! It only takes a second, and it makes me hate you less.
P.S. Thanks for signing up for an Old Navy Card though. Now I have five for the month of February!
- “DO YOU WORK HERE?” aka Laura Paige Walker
