So, I wasn’t going to go to my 11am Theology class today because I need time to walk through the city and then write a paper about it (even though I have absolutely no idea what I’m actually supposed to write about and Cjohns and Kjetton are completely useless classmates who won’t help me). I set my alarm clock for 9:30, woke up at 10, and decided to email my professor and let him know I’d be absent today. But it just so happens that my professor canceled class today anyways. Coincidence!
Someone please tell me what to do with this paper. I have six hours and thirty minutes to write it.
