December 2011
89 posts
I was facebook chatting with my Canadian friend and I told him about a guy I went to high school with who had tried to talk to me earlier today and how it kind of creeped me out and he asked to see him so I went to find a picture of this guy and I copied the image url and THEN I SENT IT TO THE HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND INSTEAD OF THE CANADIAN FRIEND. Like, I sent this dude his own picture. He’s...
Ahhhhh, new clothing. I’m such a girl.
Happy Christmas, everyone.
I’m off work finally and about to have a pre-dinner margarita with my mom. Then we’re off to the annual Christmas Eve Chinese Food Buffet Dinner and I am SO EXCITED.
What kind of TERRIBLE corporation makes their employees slave away on CHRISTMAS EVE? This is some stupid shit. Don’t they remember that in A Christmas Carol only Scrooge was working Christmas Eve!? Yeah, they’re turning me into a humbug. A big ole nasty humbug and I hate my life.
You’re cute. I love you.
I haven’t left my house in days. That’s not entirely true. What I mean is I haven’t been spending time with friends and that I’d rather be in my house 24/7. I’ve left for small things: work, store, coffee, Stephanie. But I haven’t left to do anything with friends. In fact I had two things to attend this week that I just decided I wasn’t going to attend...
You need to watch this.
Don’t shave your legs December? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
It’s almost a new year: No more smoking, no more meat. Healthier lungs, sexier bod. Ahhh yeah.
Stephanie: Get off!
Erika and Meredith: We're trying.
This lady stormed into Old Navy today and demanded that I help her find a shirt for her grandmother who is “a real big lady.” So I was like “..Uhhh okay, there are some shirts in this shop…” And AS SOON as I said it she yelled “Too small!” And I was like “Well, it comes in bigger sizes.” And she was like “Old Navy is too small. I...
I’m highly considering shelling out big bucks to cancel my phone plan. ATT calls me EVERY DAY wondering why I haven’t paid my phone bill or why I’m texting Canadian numbers and I’m just like “woah, get out of my life.” I’m thinking it would be cheaper to cancel than to pay $70 a month for shitty service. And if I do that I can just pay my parents $30 a...
I thought this was funny.
Erika surprised me with a burrito from Taco Bell. Guess who I’m in love with noooow.
I woke up this morning at 6:30am after going to bed at 4am and had every intention of babysitting my nephew. I decided that because I was so incredibly sleepy I would turn on the TV for him in my mother’s room and lay down while he watched cartoons. Somehow I ended up falling asleep. I remember him kissing my forehead or something and the next thing I know my sister is here to pick him up...
“dey got some triangle windows up in dat house. some isosceles lookin’ ass...”
– Stephanie during our Christmas light extravaganigganza
Another failed attempt at being social. I think I better just stick to what I know.
Nick: It starts at 7:30
Me: Okay, I'll be late.
Nick: Dats cool. Everyone knows the party starts when I get there.
Me: When are YOU getting there?
Nick: 7:30, yo.
Me: But that doesn't work....
Nick: What? What do you mean?
Me: You said the party starts when you get there...but you get there when the party starts.
Nick: I don't BRING the party, I just happen to be getting there when it starts.
I had a strange dream last night. It was about an eel that could shape-shift into anything and then he would try to eat you once you picked him up. At one point in the dream he turned into a cat and Stephanie tried to pick the cat up and I yelled at her and as soon as I started yelling it turned back into an eel and just slithered away.
Also, as I was typing this I got a text from Nick telling...
Time for two grilled cheese sandwiches. TWO.
Finished my roooooooom.
Fleet Foxes tee for Christmas, somebody? As in you buy it for me. Yeaaaaahhh?
Watched two movies yesterday, so here’s my review of each.
1). Like Crazy - Exactly as great as I thought it would be, except I didn’t cry at all. But it’s not because I didn’t want to cry, I just couldn’t for whatever reason. Which is strange because I love to cry. Anyway, really great portrayal of young love and and the exciting feelings of those first few months...
And here is me and my mommy at our birthday dinner. She was drunk.
She is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I’m gonna go watch a movie with her now.
I asked for more hours at work and she only scheduled me ONE extra day this week. I’m off today and I’m bored. Woke up, made two grilled cheese sandwiches, watched one episode of Toddlers & Tiaras (THANKS A LOT SAMANTHA), and now I’m considering cleaning my room. It really does need to get done. Also, I’m thinking about going to see a movie by myself tonight.
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30 Rock Season 6 Promo!
SO EXCITED.
MY BABY STEPHANIE IS NO LONGER A BABY ;-)
showmeyourb00bs:
She lost her virginity, sort of. Not really. LOVE YOU STEPHIE.
EEEEEEEEEE you guys, Stephie made out with a girl last night. Now she’s officially lesbian. WOooohh!
Last night and the night before were probably the best nights I’ve ever had. HOWEVER, I never want to do any of that ever ever ever again. NEVER AGAIN.
Today I am 21 years old. It feels great.
To celebrate my first evening of winter break I’m going to watch Good Will Hunting and Philadelphia.